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it's a bit like being forced to watch my home videos
by dave gardner
Oct 21
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TRON

  • Crom: Look. This… is all a mistake. I’m just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can’t play these video games!
  • Guard: Sure you can, pal. Look like a natural athlete if I ever saw one.
  • Crom: Who, me? Are you kidding? No, I run out to check on T-bill rates, I get outta breath. Hey, look, you guys are gonna make my user, Mr. Henderson, very angry. He’s a full-branch manager.
  • Guard: Great. Another religious nut.